Antisemites of the Year
Hitler's Bizarre Menagerie: Nick Fuentes, Myron Gaines & Candace Owens
Owens, Gaines and Fuentes, blinded by shared antisemitism, forget Hitler would have viewed them as Untermenschen, unworthy of life. They'd be statistics in the death camps, not allies.
Adolf Hitler would be turning in his grave if he could see that loudest cheerleaders aren't the blond, blue-eyed Übermenschen he dreamed of, but a motley crew of Islamic extremists, Mexican nationalists, Black conservatives, and mixed-race provocateurs.
Picture his mustache twitching in rage as he spots Myron Gaines (Black podcaster extraordinaire), Candace Owens (unapologetically Black firebrand), and Nick Fuentes (Hispanic white supremacist with Mexican roots).
The irony is dark: These figures, who echo Hitler's antisemitic venom in modern packaging, would have been first in line for his gas chambers or firing squads.
Let's unpack what the real Hitler, not the meme-ified version, would have unleashed on them, based on the grim historical record of Nazi ideology.
Start with Nick Fuentes, the self-proclaimed "groyper" leader whose Holocaust denial and Jew-baiting rants make him a darling of the alt-right. Fuentes, of Mexican descent, preaches white nationalism while conveniently ignoring his own Latino heritage.
The Nazis viewed Mexicans and Hispanics as "racially inferior" mongrels, part of the "degenerate" Latin American underclass unfit for the master race. Under the Nuremberg Laws, Fuentes would be classified as a "Mischling" at best, subject to sterilization or deportation to labor camps. If his anti-Jewish screeds caught Hitler's ear, he'd be useful propaganda fodder—until the regime turned on him, as it did with collaborators from "subhuman" groups.
History shows Hitler exploited ethnic minorities when convenient (like some Muslim allies in Bosnia), only to discard them; Fuentes would end up in Dachau, not as a VIP, but as expendable cannon fodder.
Then there's Candace Owens, the Black conservative powerhouse whose conspiracy-laced tirades against "globalists" (code for Jews) and defense of figures like Kanye West's Hitler admiration have made her a far-right icon. Owens, proudly Black, embodies everything Hitler despised: In "Mein Kampf," he ranted about Africans as "semi-apes," justifying their extermination or enslavement. Nazi propaganda films like "The Eternal Jew" equated Black people with vermin, and during WWII, Black POWs were massacred en masse.
If Owens dared spout her views in the Third Reich, she'd face the horrors of the "Rhineland Bastards" program, forced sterilization of mixed-race children, or worse, shipment to Auschwitz for "racial hygiene" experiments. Her intellect and platform? Irrelevant; to Hitler, she was subhuman, destined for the ovens alongside 6 million Jews.
Myron Gaines, the "kinda Black" (mixed-race) podcaster from Fresh & Fit, peddles red-pill misogyny laced with racial undertones, occasionally dipping into anti-Semitic waters. Gaines, with his Black heritage, would be a prime target for Hitler's eugenics machine. The Nazis hunted down Afro-Germans, sterilizing thousands and murdering others in "mercy killings." Gaines' bravado wouldn't save him; he'd be labeled a "racial polluter," rounded up in a Kristallnacht-style pogrom, and worked to death in a quarry or gassed in a mobile van. His "alpha male" schtick? Hitler reserved that for Aryans only; everyone else was fodder for the Reich's extermination mills.
And the "Islamic" supporters? Hitler did court some Muslim leaders, like the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, for anti-British alliances, but it was pure opportunism. Nazis saw Islam as a "warrior religion" but Muslims as "Semitic inferiors," akin to Jews. Bosnian Muslims in the SS were tolerated temporarily, but post-victory plans included their subjugation or elimination. Today's Islamic Hitler fans, chanting his praises in anti-Israel rallies, would face the same fate as the Mufti's fleeting pact: betrayal, followed by ethnic cleansing under the Generalplan Ost, which aimed to depopulate the East for German settlers.
This isn't just historical fanfiction. Hatred is a boomerang; it devours its wielders. In our real world, let's ensure such monsters stay buried, and call out their echoes before they rise again.