On the latest episode of This Past Weekend (dropped yesterday and already north of 4 million views across platforms), Tucker Carslon went full scorched-earth on billionaire hedge-fund titan Bill Ackman and freshly minted CBS News empress Bari Weiss.
His verdict on Ackman, the man who turned $27,000 into roughly $8 billion and helped bring down the president of Harvard with a single X campaign:
“Bill Ackman is worth eight billion dollars… but I actually know Bill Ackman. He is kinda dumb. Like, actually. He has never created anything in his entire life. He’s totally non-creative. The fact that he’s rich is almost a humiliation exercise, like ‘look, we can make anyone rich.’”
Theo, mouth full of dip, can only wheeze-laugh and mutter “Jesus, dude.”
Then Tucker pivoted to Weiss, the former New York Times provocateur who built The Free Press into a juggernaut and was just handed the keys to one of the big-three legacy newsrooms:
“It’s not just that I disagree with Bari Weiss - that’s fine. In no meritocracy, in no fair system, does Bari Weiss ever rise above secretary. I’m not kidding - secretary. I’ve been in this business since Bari Weiss was literally breastfeeding. There is no world in which she runs a news division except a completely rigged one.”
He paused, leaned into the mic, and added the kicker:
“She’s an idiot. And they put her in charge to prove the system is fake.”
The studio went dead quiet for half a second, the kind of silence that happens right before a bar fight starts, and then Theo howled so hard he almost fell off his stool.







