It was around 2am in Oslo when the final whistle blew in Miami, two goals to one, England through, Norway out. By any normal measure, that is the moment a nation goes quiet.
Norway did not go quiet.
Thousands of fans in red, white and blue poured onto Karl Johan, the capital's main thoroughfare, and marched toward the Royal Palace for one last Viking row, the thunderous chant and arm sweep that had turned this Norwegian squad into the unlikely darlings of the entire tournament. Fireworks lit the sky. The national anthem rang out. Someone, somewhere, was handing out brown cheese, because of course they were. And the chants that filled the square were not chants of grief. They were chants, set to the tune of Twisted Sister, promising Norway would win the Euros in two years.
Nobody flipped a car. Nobody smashed a shopfront. Nobody threw a flare at a rival fan. What Oslo produced at two in the morning, on a losing night, was a party.






