A masterclass in troll karma
Candace Owens was Pranked into Doxxing Her Own Lawyers on Live TV
Candace Owens was pranked on live TV and fell for it, hook, line and sinker. We almost feel sorry for her (but not quite).
Far-right firebrand Candace Owens turned her podcast into a one-woman blooper reel, unwittingly broadcasting the address of her own legal pit stop as the shadowy epicenter of a global assassination cabal.
Amid her umpteenth episode of Candace (Episode 266, for those scoring at home), the self-styled truth-teller breathlessly unpacks an "anonymous whistleblower email" that's supposedly the Rosetta Stone to Kirk's September 10 sniper takedown at Utah Valley University.
Per the tip, an Egyptian Air Force C-130, tail number straight out of her tinfoil-hat Rolodex, ghosts into Delaware after scooping a "foreign dignitary" from Provo, all converging on a clandestine "federal hub" at One Rodney Square, 920 North King Street, Wilmington, DE 19801.
"All roads lead here!" she crows, eyes wide as if she's cracked the Da Vinci Code. "FBI, DEA, Secret Service - it's all connected!"
Cut to the fine print: That's the swanky digs of Morris James LLP, where Owens' attorneys got served in her dusty 2024 defamation dust-up with ex-employer Turning Point USA. Talk about keeping it in the family—, she basically GPS'd her billable hours as the deep state's Airbnb.The email's troll origins? Still anonymous, but kudos to whoever scripted this mic-drop, likely a salty TPUSA alum or X chaos goblin, given Owens' habit of finger-pointing at everyone from Mossad to Kash Patel for Kirk's murder (spoiler: cops say it was just some jilted kid named Tyler Robinson with a grudge and a gun).
Freelance gadfly Nathan Livingstone (@TheMilkBarTV) lit the fuse with his X post: "BREAKING: Candace Owens appears to have been PRANKED... Which just so happens to be the address of Candace Owens’ lawyer. " Cue viral Armageddon and a meme tsunami of clowns, dunce caps, and "self-own" GIFs flooding timelines.
Not one to let facts harsh her vibe, Owens clapped back on X: "Desperate and fake debunking! The tip was solid, it's a fact a dignitary hit 920 King for joint ops!"
Solid as her "0.000000001% chance" math on Egyptian jets "stalking" Kirk widow Erika 73 times? (Pro tip, Candace: Flight paths aren't destiny; they're just planes being planes.) Her lawyerly HQ? Crickets from Morris James, but hey, at least now the feds know where to send the subpoenas if Erika Kirk's rumored lawsuit lands.
This isn't Owens' first conspiracy pratfall, recall her October time-zone flub claiming Egyptian birds-of-prey "transponded" post-hit, or her "pregnant mommy sleuth" crediting for Erika-tracking tallies that crumbled under basic Google. Post-Daily Wire exile, her show's hemorrhaging sponsors faster than a Biden gaffe, with MAGA purists dubbing her "unhinged" and Jewish conservatives eyeing her Israel jabs like yesterday's hummus.
Will she pivot to "prank was a psyop" in Friday's "exposé"? Bet your bottom Bitcoin she will. In the meantime, the internet's verdict: Epic troll 1, Candace 0. Pass the popcorn, and maybe a fact-checker for the holidays.