WATCH: Viral video captures Rabbi's hilarious Santa confession

In a heartwarming video that's taking social media by storm, Rabbi Moshe Weinberger shares his childhood tale of Jewish chutzpah meets Christmas cheer at a 1970s Bloomingdale's in Queens.

The story, which perfectly captures the unique experience of growing up Jewish during the holiday season in New York, involves a young boy's internal religious struggle, a generous mall Santa, and what might be the most honest lap-sitting confession in retail history.

"I don't believe in Christmas. I'm Jewish. I just want a car," the Rabbi recalls telling a bewildered Santa, in what turned out to be an unexpectedly profitable moment of religious honesty.

The video, which has already garnered thousands of shares, resonates with viewers for its authentic portrayal of navigating cultural differences during the holiday season, all while wearing a Yankees cap over a yarmulke.

It's a tale that reminds us that sometimes the best holiday miracles come from simply being yourself - even if that means telling Santa you don't believe in him.