Bombshell report: No aid on the biggest yacht in Greta's Flotilla

In a spectacle that reeks of self-indulgent activism, the so-called Global Sumud Flotilla, spearheaded by climate crusader Greta Thunberg, has been exposed as nothing more than a hollow PR charade.

Israeli forces intercepted the vessels en route to Gaza, detaining Thunberg and her band of headline-hungry activists, only to reveal the bitter truth: these "aid" boats were as empty as the promises they sailed on.

Israeli Police Spokesperson Dean Elsdunne, boarding one of the largest ships post-seizure, laid it bare in a damning video tour: no crates of food, no medical supplies, not a single bandage in sight.

"It was never about bringing aid to Gazans," Elsdunne declared, "but it was all about the headlines and the social media followings."

This revelation shatters the flotilla's sanctimonious facade. Organizers, including Thunberg, had trumpeted their mission as a bold humanitarian push to break Israel's naval blockade and deliver vital supplies to war-torn Gaza.

Yet, when Israel offered to inspect and transfer any aid through legitimate channels, with the Pope himself echoing this offer, the flotilla flatly refused.

Now we know why: there was nothing to transfer: The boats were barren, their holds echoing with the emptiness of performative virtue-signaling.

Thunberg, ever the maestro of moral posturing, had dismissed accusations of a publicity stunt days before, insisting no one would risk their lives for mere optics.

But the evidence tells a different story. This wasn't a mercy mission; it was a calculated bid for viral martyrdom, funded by donors duped into bankrolling a floating ego trip.

Although it ended peacefully (thanks to Israel's eternal patience and caution), the sheer waste of time and energy that went into this selfie mission boggles the mind.