Elon Musk Proves that Half of “Gaza” Is Actually Tweeting from Warsaw, London, and Mom’s Basement in Qatar

Elon Musk finally gave the world the gift it’s been begging for since October 7: a big, fat, automatic “LIAR” stamp on every Hamas fan-club account that’s been live-streaming “genocide” from five-star hotels and European Airbnb balconies.

Cue the tears: Overnight, X’s brand-new “based in” feature lit up profiles like a Hanukkah menorah and suddenly Motasem “I’m freezing in Gaza” Dalloul is magically broadcasting from… Poland. Plestia, the girl who cried “famine” while wearing perfect eyeliner, is “based in Lebanon” (shocker, she evacuated months ago). Bisan Owda? Qatar. The entire “Gaza journalist” influencer squad that’s been raking in giant donations from gullible Western lefties is suddenly scattered across the globe faster than Hamas leaders fleeing underground tunnels.

And the best part? When the receipts dropped, the excuses came in hotter than a Qassam rocket on a bad trajectory: “It’s a glitch!” “VPNs!” “Old IP from university!” “Mossad hacked Elon!”

Bro, the only thing hacked here is your entire narrative. If you’ve got time to film 4K slow-motion crying scenes in the rubble but your account pings from Warsaw, maybe, just maybe, you’re not the “on-the-ground reporter” you’ve been cosplaying as while PayPal’ing those GoFundMe tears.

For two years we’ve been told to “trust the Gaza Health Ministry numbers” and “believe the local journalists” who somehow have better Wi-Fi than half of Tel Aviv and never, ever show the Hamas gunmen hiding behind their tripods. Turns out the real “open-air prison” is the one they built out of recycled propaganda and European hotel rooms.

So thank you, Elon. Thank you for the free red-pill dispenser. Nothing says “authentic war footage” like a Polish postcode and a ring-light tan.

Cry harder, keyboard jihadis. The location tag just ended Pallywood Season 27 faster than an Iron Dome intercept.